Always say... say... say... and SAY!! >.<''

I can't TAHAN ady larh!! >.<'' Why you all always said that i like him??!!! I said b4 many times ady, I don't like him lorh!! You all don't believe, especiallt d stupid Chin Wei Sheng larh!! = ='' BTW, y u all say I liked him b4 at std.4?? Not EVER~~ That time he so damn fat, like a....a.... jerk sissy larh!! Now, I dun like him, moreover last time??!!!! URGHHH!!! 

Singapore trip~~ :)

Just came back from Singapore + Port Dickson (4 days 3 nights) school graduate trip with frenzz... So, so, so (x1000) fun!!! It's lkind'a surprising cuz when I found out my hotel at Singapore is near to GELANG STREET (lol). The Tiara Beach Resort is amazing!! I just love to play in the water~~ HAHAX!! How I wish that the trip can suddenly change to 6 days 5 nights~~  XD

恐怖的一页

一位父親正在檢查兒子 的英語課本，突然他翻到極其恐怖的一頁： 

ｙｅｓ－爺死

ｎｉｃｅ－奶死


ｂｕｓ－爸死


m u s t －媽死

ｊｅｅｐｓ－姐死

ｇｉｒｌｓ－哥死

ｗａｓ－我死

kｉｓｓ－氣死

ｄｏｅｓ－都死！

A way to reduce fat

First, turn ur head to the right.
2nd, turn ur head to the left...

Repeat tis several times when someone
wants 2 offer you some food~~ :D

笑话连篇~笑声连绵~

1) 一个通缉犯跑到美容院，一个美容师给他整了容，但整容后一出门就被警察抓住了，为什么？ 

    答：他变成了另一个通缉犯。

2) “爸爸，今天我做了一件很有意义的好事！”女儿高兴的说。“什么好事啊？”“我在地上拾到了一  张一百块，哥哥带我去交给警察叔叔，警察叔叔还送我糖果呢！”女儿边晃着糖果边说。“是啊？你和果果都是好孩子。那钱是在哪里拾到的啊？” 
“在你书房里咯！”女儿笑着说。


3) 牧师无论如何都不能主持的仪式是什么？ 
    
    答：自己的葬礼。

It's~~~ MEANINGFUL!!

Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree? Is it the wind who blew it away? Or the tree that let it go? ..Or is it the leaf who got tired of holding on?

 

MEANINGFUL...''MYSTERYFULL'', RIGHT??

Something cool & funny...

I just signed up F.B. 2day.. I saw my fren's status... It's kind'a cool and funny~~ :D
That is:

Who said car names don't have meanings ? ? ?

Read through...

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
... ...
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive....

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.

OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life

TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.

HONDA: Hung Over, Now Driving Away

KIA : Kills In Accident

And the last...

BMW: Brings Me Women...♥♥ =D

Miracles~~

Miracle...
It's just like something wonderful happen.
Sometimes, it is something awful happen.
I hope that it is not the end of the world.
Could it be?
Don't hope for miracle, then.
Do it all by yourself... :)

OMG!! Can't believe it!!

I forgot when was it. I just know that I'm so happy and lucky. I went to J.J. with my family (except my dad and bro).. When I was on the way going back, Ming Wen's mum called my mum.. She told my mum tat I got into top 30 in a test.. As you see, I just sat on a test to see which class I'm in at Chong Hwa Independence High School.. But I'm so scared if the name's not me, I was scared that there's another L.X.Y.. When I reached home, immediately I went to surf that school's website and check.. WOOHOO!! There's oni 1 L.X.Y. (which that's me). So happy!! :)